Speaking of manicures, here are some my can't-live-without nail polish shades. I like applying a coat or two of Essie hours before going to a party because: it covers any unsightly toenails which makes my feet look smaller which makes my shoes look sexier which makes my legs looks longer which makes my butt look better which means I can have another slice of cheesecake.

Au Natural

Mademoiselle. This wear-with-everything neutral is the most flattering shade, ever.
Power Lunch. Every time I have to report in front of class, I coat my nails with this. Gives me the confidence that I need.
Naked Truth. This soft sandy color is J. Lo’s favorite, and mine too! What can I say, I’m gaya gaya puto maya.


Red Hot

After Sex. The sexiest stuff for your nails!
You’re Fired. It’s like fire truck red, also reminds me of the Malteser’s wrapper. Great for but I’d rather not use this when applying for a job, just to be safe.
Bordeaux. The non-hooker kind of red. I actually feel incredibly glamorous when I paint my nails in this shade.

Pretty in Pink

Princess Pink. Has a sweet cotton candy color. Perfect for the Paris Hilton’s of the world.
Sugar Daddy. I went out on a date once and the guy I was with casually mentioned that my feet looks so yummy it’s good enough to eat.
Ballet Slipper. The sheer pink color keeps my fingers and toes look so neat and so bango!