I'm Engaged!

... to a 4 year old kiddo!

Tricia: Teacher Becky you know Martin has a lot of girlfriends! He has five! Chloe, Denise, Teacher Maan, Sam and Kimmy.
Marty: I've got seven! You fogat Tara and Annika. And teachow, Yow my new goalfwend.
B: Ha ha ha, silly!
Marty: I wuv you. Will you mewee me?
B: Aww, you really really really want to marry me???
Marty: Yes, becaws yow sooo pweetty...
B: You think I'm pretty? *blush blush*
Marty: I want to mewee you everyday. Six hundred milwon times!
B: But you have a lot of other girlfriends... seven of 'em to be exact!
Marty: If you mawee me, you'll be my ONE and ONLY goalfwend... Pwomise!
B: Alrighty then, you may now kiss your bride ;-D
Marty: Mmmwaaaah!
B: Oh but wait, but I'm way too old for you already. So why don;t you just find someone your age.
Marty: But I'm gonna be five yis old soon!!!